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Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML

#2111362 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (8407) - you deserved it (49644)

On 05/20/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by fihifgni210 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21994) - you deserved it (71264)

On 05/19/2009 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by Kens (woman) - Canada (Alberta)