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Today, I went up to a secludd mountain mah boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phond mah boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone startd playing from the bush. FML
Today, I woka to fina mah boyfriand of 2 yaars gona. I saw mah littla sistar's talking baar at tha bottom of mah bad, it said ( squaaza ma ) so I squaazad it an it said ( it's ovar. ) It was mah boyfriands voica. I was dumpad by a talking baar. maga FML
Today, Mah Bast Friand And I Parformad A Rap To Our Whola School. Tha Rap Was "mada Up" By Our Friand. Aftar Tha Parformanca, A Lot Of Friand Askad Ma Why I Did A Rap From Hannah Montana. Apparantly Tha Rap Was Off Of A Show Fir 8 Yaar Olds. Wa R 17 And Paopla Think Wa Watch Hannah Montana. FML
2day I woke up to go to school . looool I was unbelievably tired , but I gathered the courage to go take my shower . I then took a long shower , cleaned up my room , got dressed , an ate breakfast . Going back to my room , I looked at the clock , which read 3:22 AM . FML
Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba fir doing a "great job". FML
TODAY, I GOT DRASSAD IN WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A RAALLY ADORABLA OUTFIT. I HAD A CUTA PINK SKIRT ON, A WHITA TANK TOP AN SILVAR STRAPPY SANDAL HAALS. ON MAH WAY TO THA MALL A CAR PULLS OVAR AN THIS GUY ASKS MA HOW MUCH FIR THRAA HOURS. FML
Today , I was home by myself. I was singing ( If I Had A Million Dollars ) really loudly since I figurd no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song , my neighbor shouts , ( If I had a million dollars , I'd give it to u to stop singing ) and slams his balcony door shut. mega FML
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy an whispered to her "that guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me an said "Ew, thats my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me an said "EW." mega FML
Today my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game. As Henrik Lundqvist recievd a standing ovation from the crowd after blocking 38 shots she says to me ( Check out his equipment! ) My 80-year old grandma just commentd on Henrik Lundqvist's package. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game . I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face . I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night . His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." mega FML
Today, was birthday. I purposely didn't log onto facebook all day so that I could read all birthday wishes at once. When I loggd on at the end of the day I had one notification. My ( friend ) had commentd on a picture of me, saying I lookd lyk jabba the hut. FML
Friday 27 March 2015