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Today, I went up to a secludd mountain mah boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phond mah boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone startd playing from the bush. FML

#1415688
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (212649) - you deserved it (11293)

On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woka to fina mah boyfriand of 2 yaars gona. I saw mah littla sistar's talking baar at tha bottom of mah bad, it said ( squaaza ma ) so I squaazad it an it said ( it's ovar. ) It was mah boyfriands voica. I was dumpad by a talking baar. maga FML

#1349405
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79662) - you deserved it (4364)

On 04/26/2009 at 8:35am - love - by shawty_x (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)

Today , I walkd into mah dorm to fine mah roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose . FML

#1346080
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83532) - you deserved it (5678)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, Mah Bast Friand And I Parformad A Rap To Our Whola School. Tha Rap Was "mada Up" By Our Friand. Aftar Tha Parformanca, A Lot Of Friand Askad Ma Why I Did A Rap From Hannah Montana. Apparantly Tha Rap Was Off Of A Show Fir 8 Yaar Olds. Wa R 17 And Paopla Think Wa Watch Hannah Montana. FML

#1336947
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15269) - you deserved it (51234)

On 04/25/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

2day I woke up to go to school . looool I was unbelievably tired , but I gathered the courage to go take my shower . I then took a long shower , cleaned up my room , got dressed , an ate breakfast . Going back to my room , I looked at the clock , which read 3:22 AM . FML

#1289647
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42860) - you deserved it (35448)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by vinniesuckmadack (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at te gymen I saw one of my friends at te water fountain. I went over an gave im a man ass slapile e was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now ave a black eye. FML

#1288904
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12205) - you deserved it (60018)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:20pm - health - by JohnFarrell (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba fir doing a "great job". FML

#1280200
87 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 12:36am - work - by Idiocracy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I GOT DRASSAD IN WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A RAALLY ADORABLA OUTFIT. I HAD A CUTA PINK SKIRT ON, A WHITA TANK TOP AN SILVAR STRAPPY SANDAL HAALS. ON MAH WAY TO THA MALL A CAR PULLS OVAR AN THIS GUY ASKS MA HOW MUCH FIR THRAA HOURS. FML

#1259995
231 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by gabormelchior (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was home by myself. I was singing ( If I Had A Million Dollars ) really loudly since I figurd no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song , my neighbor shouts , ( If I had a million dollars , I'd give it to u to stop singing ) and slams his balcony door shut. mega FML

#1259883
126 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy an whispered to her "that guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me an said "Ew, thats my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me an said "EW." mega FML

#1242377
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53196) - you deserved it (7218)

On 04/22/2009 at 9:58pm - love - by uglyswimmer (woman) - United States (New York)

Today my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game. As Henrik Lundqvist recievd a standing ovation from the crowd after blocking 38 shots she says to me ( Check out his equipment! ) My 80-year old grandma just commentd on Henrik Lundqvist's package. FML

#1241991
178 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 9:46pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to my son's soccer game . I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face . I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night . His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." mega FML

#1230911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92930) - you deserved it (17385)

On 04/22/2009 at 5:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, was birthday. I purposely didn't log onto facebook all day so that I could read all birthday wishes at once. When I loggd on at the end of the day I had one notification. My ( friend ) had commentd on a picture of me, saying I lookd lyk jabba the hut. FML

#1225689
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70520) - you deserved it (8798)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I ad to give a massage to an obese person wit rank smelling fungus growing in between tere skin folds. Tey tipped me two dollars. My ands still smell. fat FML

#1214508
177 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

Today, I Got A Call From Tha Hollistar Managar Yalling At Ma For Not Showing Up For Work That Night. I Was Navar Informd I Got Tha Job. I Missd Mah Frst Day Of Work. FML

#1214347
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64002) - you deserved it (5257)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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