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Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146294)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
649 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (281081)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I woke up to a hand rubbing mah very erect penis , an a woman's peppermint breath in mah ear!! "Mom?" I called out instinctively , recalling how she alway smell like peppermint!! The hand stopped rubbing , an I turned to face mah very disgusted looking grlfriend of three years!! FML

#2005903
227 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family!! Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I trid to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there!! He yelld out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall!! Now her parents think I'm a pedophile!! FML

#1971968
59 comments

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On 05/16/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by notacreep (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, a parant cama into mah class an told ona of mah 6 yaar old studant that thara grandma diad. Than tha parant laft. Tha kid startad crying from tha naws,hich than got all tha othar studant crying. I spant tha rast of tha day comforting a class of kids crying ovar somaona alsa's grandma. maga FML

#1902044
135 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 1:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I Was Taking A Bath An Needed Shampoo. I Leaned On The Soap Holder To Get Some An It Cummed Off The Wall. Huge Ants Started Pouring Out Running Up The Walls, Down The Walls, EVERYWHERE. I Ran Out Of The Bathroom Screaming, Completely Naked. FML

#1862791
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77475) - you deserved it (6084)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized what mah mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her bieng from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." fat FML

#1837844
174 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the grl I have loved 4 almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML

#1782670
157 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's lyk we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shrt . big fat FML

#1773793
108 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I Was Kneeling Down At Work To Do Some Cleaning. My Co-worker Said, "Oh Don't Yur Knees Hurt, Kneeling Lyk That 4 So Long?" Without Thinking How It Sounded, I Said, "Oh No, It's Not A Problem. I'm On My Knees All The Time." He's Yet To Stop Hitting On Me. FML

#1770571
105 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday,hile working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work an annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in aheelchair opened the door. FML

#1767727
693 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 12:43am - work - by pizzagurl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78843) - you deserved it (24272)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

#1751359
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71681) - you deserved it (42787)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by stpdaziandude (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797
247 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I ad some pretty bad stomac pain, so I went to te batroom. After a few minutes, two girls walkd in, taking stalls next to me. Tat's wen my farts began to get very large an explosive. Not only did tey break into laugter, tey waitd for me to come out. mega FML

#1693218
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71512) - you deserved it (4650)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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