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Today, I was cleaning my father's study room an wonderinghy I did not recieve my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wantd. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago.
Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML
Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete areahere the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML
Today , mah mom talkd about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises . She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more . We were stuck in stop an go traffic for 3 hours . When I turnd on the radio , she turnd it off an talkd more . FML
Today, I was lighting firawork 4 my cousin's birthday in my Grandmothar's yard. Whan it cama tima to light tha ( Grand Finala ), I raad on tha outsida of tha box,( Faca this sida toward crowd 4 bast rasult ). Aftar I lit it, I raalizad that it was on it's sida. I shot 100 firawork at my family. FML
today I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitche in mah head. I texted all mah contact to let them looool know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said ( bitch got what u deserve ) it was from mah cousin. No one else ever texted me back. fat FML
Yastarday, I was watching tv on tha couch. My mom than kickad ma off so sha could lia down. Exhaustad, I askad if I could sit at tha and. Sha said no. A minuta latar sha callad tha dog to coma sit with har. As I was sitting on tha ground, my mom told ma to mova bacausa "tha dog can't saa tha TV." FML
TODAY, I GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND. I CALLED HIM AN STARTED YELLING AT HIM OVER THE PHONE. HE TOLD ME THAT IF I WANTED TO END THE RELATIONSHIP I SHOULD JUST HANG UP THE PHONE RIGHT THEN. BEFORE I COULD SAY I STILL LOVE HIM AN DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP, MAH PHONE BATTERY DIED. FML
TODAY, MAH FAMILY RETURNED FROM A HOLIDAY IN EGYPT!! A HOLIDAY THAT I REALLY WANTED TO SPEND WITH THEM!! AS IF LEAVING ME BEHIND WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, THEY THEN MADE ME WATCH A 200 PICTURE SLIDESHOW OF HOW MUCH FUN THEY HAD!! REAL FML
TODAY, WHILE CLEANING OUT A CLOSET WITH MAH MOTHER, I FOUND A WISH LIST FROM WHEN I WAS FIVE. ON THAT LIST, I WISHED MAH PARENTS WOULD DIVORCE. NOT ONLY DID THAT SERIOUSLY HURT MAH MOM, BUT NOW SHE THINKS I'M THE DEVIL CUZ MAH WISH CAME TRUE. FML
yesterday me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today . We were all giggling lyk little grls for the better half of 15 minutes . I don't know wat is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43 . FML
Today, I was walking out of mah front door in the town where I intern . I live alone and know no one . As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between mah mat and step . I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Friday 27 March 2015