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Today, I was cleaning my father's study room an wonderinghy I did not recieve my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wantd. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago.

#2545642
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (189530) - you deserved it (9100)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by guamfml - Guam

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete areahere the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

#2350763
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16647) - you deserved it (68558)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by waterproblem (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was writing a huge paper fir a class as our last grade. My dog starts scratching himself. He hit the power button on the computer. Nothing was saved. FML

#2278692
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40605) - you deserved it (37182)

On 05/25/2009 at 3:45pm - animals - by duderboi99 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , mah mom talkd about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises . She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more . We were stuck in stop an go traffic for 3 hours . When I turnd on the radio , she turnd it off an talkd more . FML

#2267946
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86587) - you deserved it (5023)

On 05/25/2009 at 4:54am - intimacy - by ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my parents joind te mile ig club . Wile I was on te plane . FML

#2257216
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63304) - you deserved it (4369)

On 05/24/2009 at 10:17pm - intimacy - by boardman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was lighting firawork 4 my cousin's birthday in my Grandmothar's yard. Whan it cama tima to light tha ( Grand Finala ), I raad on tha outsida of tha box,( Faca this sida toward crowd 4 bast rasult ). Aftar I lit it, I raalizad that it was on it's sida. I shot 100 firawork at my family. FML

#2252019
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11365) - you deserved it (53399)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

today I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitche in mah head. I texted all mah contact to let them looool know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said ( bitch got what u deserve ) it was from mah cousin. No one else ever texted me back. fat FML

#2248680
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47181) - you deserved it (24075)

On 05/24/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by anonymouss (woman) - United States

Yastarday, I was watching tv on tha couch. My mom than kickad ma off so sha could lia down. Exhaustad, I askad if I could sit at tha and. Sha said no. A minuta latar sha callad tha dog to coma sit with har. As I was sitting on tha ground, my mom told ma to mova bacausa "tha dog can't saa tha TV." FML

#2241699
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73936) - you deserved it (4128)

On 05/24/2009 at 2:05pm - animals - by holly (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND. I CALLED HIM AN STARTED YELLING AT HIM OVER THE PHONE. HE TOLD ME THAT IF I WANTED TO END THE RELATIONSHIP I SHOULD JUST HANG UP THE PHONE RIGHT THEN. BEFORE I COULD SAY I STILL LOVE HIM AN DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP, MAH PHONE BATTERY DIED. FML

#2228533
178 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 12:14am - love - by noboyfriend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, MAH FAMILY RETURNED FROM A HOLIDAY IN EGYPT!! A HOLIDAY THAT I REALLY WANTED TO SPEND WITH THEM!! AS IF LEAVING ME BEHIND WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, THEY THEN MADE ME WATCH A 200 PICTURE SLIDESHOW OF HOW MUCH FUN THEY HAD!! REAL FML

#2206074
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44054) - you deserved it (3281)

On 05/23/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by MdT (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

TODAY, WHILE CLEANING OUT A CLOSET WITH MAH MOTHER, I FOUND A WISH LIST FROM WHEN I WAS FIVE. ON THAT LIST, I WISHED MAH PARENTS WOULD DIVORCE. NOT ONLY DID THAT SERIOUSLY HURT MAH MOM, BUT NOW SHE THINKS I'M THE DEVIL CUZ MAH WISH CAME TRUE. FML

#2165517
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44360) - you deserved it (11484)

On 05/21/2009 at 10:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

yesterday me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today . We were all giggling lyk little grls for the better half of 15 minutes . I don't know wat is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43 . FML

#2110386
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44243) - you deserved it (14142)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

today ma usband was leaving on a long business trip to Germany. As e's leaving... ma daugter starts crying. 'Dont leave me wit er !' se says. 'Take me wit u !' big fat FML

#2104254
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48066) - you deserved it (8218)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking out of mah front door in the town where I intern . I live alone and know no one . As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between mah mat and step . I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

#2059220
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71561) - you deserved it (3168)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by emoney (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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