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Today, a fax cummd in at work fir a specific job, and I askd the owner of the company who it was for!! He replid "the round one", so I handd it to our rotund Project Manager!! Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not mah fat co-worker!! Now i'm the asshole of the office!! FML

#3774043
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17336) - you deserved it (38843)

On 07/15/2009 at 1:24pm - work - by kjcarey123 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at looool 3:00 am, I sat wit my 3 year-old adoptd daugter wile se trid to go back to sleep!! Se ad ad a nigtmare, and I read tat "not leaving" was te most important ting a fater could do!! My wife woke and calld me a pervert 4 sitting tere!! FML

#3768718
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62208) - you deserved it (2843)

On 07/15/2009 at 4:02am - kids - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today ma boyfriend and I were catting on MSN. He ad to go run down to te corner market but left is webcam on. Sortly after e left I watcd is moter steal 60 dollars out of is wallet. He doesn't believe me. mega FML

#3764935
136 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 1:04am - love - by wtf (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY... I WENT TO A NEON THEMED PARTY. STANDING BY THE UV LIGHT... I LOOKED DOWN AND REALISED MAH PAD WAS GLOWING THROUGH MAH TIGHTS. FML

#3741117
352 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY, FIANCÉ AND I TOURD OUR DREAM OME. I WAS SO EXCITD ABOUT IT TAT I POSTD ALL KINDS OF PICTURES OF IT ON FACEBOOK. MY BOSS' DAUGTER JUST CALLD AND SAID SE LOVD PICTURES SO MUC SE MADE AN OFFER ON TE OUSE. WE WERE 1 WEEK AWAY FROM MAKING AN OFFER. FML

#3729868
158 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 10:16pm - money - by Homeless (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today...hile riding on the car with mah family... I put on mah headphones and pretended to be listening to music andhen mah parents talked to me... I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

#3718227
201 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 2:33pm - misc - by Solemnwishing (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I ad ma first kiss at a party. Later, I was told tat te guy ad been dared to kiss te ugliest girl in te room. FML

#3714352
184 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by FirstKiss (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

#3705241
259 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 12:28am - love - by Terry (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying ( I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this. ) FML

#3698192
105 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by Dee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was at Target with mah mom an we finishd purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said... ( This thing is too big to fit in. ) Frst thing mah mom yells? ( THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ) an starts laughing hysterically in front of the entre store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in mah grade were commenting on mah photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation an they planned a whole social event. On mah photo. I wasn't invited. FML

#3669068
100 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by laurraaa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I calld mah boyfriend an when he answerd, I said the drtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, ( Lacey? Is that you? ) I accidentally calld mah dad. FML

#3664691
117 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 11:13am - intimacy - by crazyt446 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I want to mah friand's housa 4 tha frst tima. As I was pulling up, I calld him and askd him if I could usa his bathroom. Ha told ma to just go in tha back and usa it, so i did. As i'm sitting on tha toilat, somaona knocks on tha door and asks maho I am. It wasn't mah friand's housa. FML

#3645311
139 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by whitewater_al (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday I Was Taking A Shower And I Saw A New Body Wash That Said ( Radiance Ribbons. ) That Sounded A Little Effeminate, But It Smelled Manly Enough And The Only Alternative Was Normal Soap, So I Used It. Just Now, I Stepped Out Into The Sun And Found Out Wat ( Radiance Ribbons ) Means. I Sparkle. FML

#3639578
460 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah boyfriend of 5 yeres admitted why his pet name 4 me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few yeres we were dating, he an his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" cuz mah sister was so much hotter. FML

#3611862
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53357) - you deserved it (3124)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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