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Today , after thrteen years of engagement , fiancé and I split . As is , with the day , we changed our facebook relationships to make it official . I logged back on tonight to fine his mother , the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time , 'liking' the break up . FML

#5269960
149 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 8:10am - love - by ohIlike (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

2day my dentist asked me about my fillings , so I told im taten I was younger , I ad 2 cavities. He replied , ( No u didn't. I just looked at your x-rays. ) Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings. mega FML

#5061381
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On 09/05/2009 at 2:16pm - health - by itsjustnotfair (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day my dentist asked me about my fillings , so I told im taten I was younger , I ad 2 cavities. He replied , ( No u didn't. I just looked at your x-rays. ) Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings. mega FML

#5061381
121 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 2:16pm - health - by itsjustnotfair (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, Wen We Were At Wrestling Practice, We Ad To Bend Over To Stretc. Wen I Bent Down, I Noticed A Car On Te Street Stopped. Tere Was A Sixty Year Old Man Watcing Us. He Ten Licked Is Lips And Drove Away. FML

#5001018
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On 09/02/2009 at 4:07pm - work - by iceman123432 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decidd to lay out topless in mah fencd-in backyard !! For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezd and mah creepy, middle-agd neighbor said "bless you" !! From mah bushes !! FML

#4998689
108 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of hieghts. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride 4 me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. real FML

#4970470
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On 09/01/2009 at 2:30am - health - by pussyOUT (man) - United States

TODAY.. . I WAS IN AN UNFAMILIAR BUILDING ON CAMPU AN I NEEDED TO USE THE BATHROOM BEFORE CLASS STARTED . I WALKED IN AN SAW A MAN AT THE SINK . I SAID ( OH MY GOD I'M SORRY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE WOMEN'S WASHROOM . ) IT WAS . THE VERY BUTCH LOOKING WOMAN GAVE ME A LOOK OF DEATH . FML

#4957088
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On 08/31/2009 at 5:18pm - misc - by Cherie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

#4774065
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On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

today my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat fir the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go fir lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished , a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML

#4717200
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On 08/21/2009 at 7:51pm - misc - by Becky (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

#4713882
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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today , I walked in on ma boyfriend umping ma stuffed rabbit . I tougt e was trying to be funny until I saw tat e ad an erection . FML

#4570183
178 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, At A Family Gathering, Mah Aunt Asked Me When I Was Planning To Have Children . I'm Only 16, I Laughed And Said Not 4 A While, Definitely Not Until I Get Married . My Family Shook There Heads, And Ignored Me 4 The Rest Of The Day . Apparently, Teenage Pregnancy Is Valued In Mah Family . FML

#4555505
152 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the movie alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying fir exams . I found him making out with another grl whilst in the queue . When I confrontd him by text he denid that it was him . I saw him check the text and reply . FML

#4545091
131 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 6:22am - misc - by pink_cupcakes - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
329 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking ome wen a man passd me and stoppd. Tinking e was staring at my butt, I askd im kindly to stop. He ten laugd and grabbd my wallet tat was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny tat I tougt e was. FML

#4531515
84 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 6:28pm - money - by scfead (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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