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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 408
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About squidjoy : I'm a psychology major, and I guess that makes me one of thousands of cowards who didn't want to go to med school.
I think that some people genuinely are unlucky.
I sometimes make art.
I am in a magnificent relationship with someone I love who makes sure I don't need to say "fml" too often ♥.

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Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

#3600725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60341) - you deserved it (7209)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

#3398201
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (152871) - you deserved it (9722)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22987) - you deserved it (75860)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138985) - you deserved it (14126)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

#1475433
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69498) - you deserved it (9168)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by ohmyx3 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

#1014149
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98871) - you deserved it (15046)

On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38634) - you deserved it (129773)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (347196) - you deserved it (32383)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

#280083
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (142589) - you deserved it (15988)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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