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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1996 (15 years)
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About squidgeylydia : I have a good life but sometimes it backfires...in a funny way!

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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (137104) - you deserved it (19620)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)