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squid93
  • Town/Country : Norfolk, VA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 December 1974 (39 years)
  • Number of visits : 757
  • Number of comments : 24
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
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I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (8703)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML

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On 01/23/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by Sleep Walking - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
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On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version



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