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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, a coworker asked me why this week's report was not uploaded to the server. I've been writing these reports once a week for a year and they take a whole day to write. Upload them to what server? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39684) - you deserved it (5973)

On 06/04/2014 at 9:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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