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Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML

#21265697
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I agree, your life sucks (30799) - you deserved it (5755)

On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, at my father's funeral, they were playing the song from Phantom of the Opera where she sings about her lost father. Apparently the song organizer forgot to edit out the part where her romantic interest runs toward her and yells, "That... That THING is not your father!" FML

#21245330
56 comments

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On 08/25/2014 at 7:55pm - misc - by NotThePhantom - United States (California)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

#21204913
148 comments

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On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML

#21128082
102 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML

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On 02/16/2014 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

#20940589
146 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, my workplace was having a "prices are down" promotion. I had to wear a badge that said, "Down and staying down" all day, opening myself up to a lot of weirdos winking at me or saying, "Oh yeah, I bet you are". FML

#20878038
97 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 3:42am - work - by hawkwardd - Australia

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

#19710621
238 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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On 04/13/2012 at 5:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called pizza hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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118 comments

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On 03/15/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by muzikmaler91 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML

#19277499
188 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
115 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

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98 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States



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