Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1287
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About spzb : I'm awesome.
Rock, Reggae, Beautiful Women, Books, Working Out
Oh, and i go to SDSU. If you do too message me!

spzb's page activity

Visits<b>wjsgkrbs</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 12:36am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 10:02pm<b>Alysha_Goodwin</b> - the 02/28/2013 at 12:04am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:07pm<b>raelyn171</b> - the 02/08/2011 at 6:53pm<b>fluffingclouds</b> - the 02/08/2011 at 11:58am<b>littlesunshine</b> - the 01/06/2011 at 11:35am<b>RosiePatosie</b> - the 12/10/2010 at 12:58am<b>thisgirl2u</b> - the 12/04/2010 at 6:24pm<b>vasya</b> - the 12/04/2010 at 12:08am<b>greyy_goooose</b> - the 12/02/2010 at 11:53pm<b>nerdsgetmehot</b> - the 11/30/2010 at 5:16pm<b>Brandewijn83</b> - the 11/07/2010 at 5:55pm<b>rent_hearts_love</b> - the 10/06/2010 at 7:10pm<b>kiah101</b> - the 10/02/2010 at 9:41pm<b>prettypink786</b> - the 10/01/2010 at 10:16pm<b>dragonslayer92</b> - the 10/01/2010 at 11:55am<b>sugarnspicee</b> - the 09/30/2010 at 9:04pm

spzb's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

spzb's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (34766) - you deserved it (21490) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35591) - you deserved it (3767)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: