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spzb
  • Town/Country : San Diego, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 990
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About spzb : I'm awesome.
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Rock, Reggae, Beautiful Women, Books, Working Out
Oh, and i go to SDSU. If you do too message me!

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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28324) - you deserved it (18978) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26772) - you deserved it (2654)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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