About spunkylady : Well first off im a hard worker with an adorable 20 month old daughter. I do anything and everything to keep her safe and happy. I work at subway and a catering shop for some extra experience and income. I love photography, yes I have taken about a million pictures of her, baking and of course raising my baby. I love animals and being outdoors basking in the sun whenever its warm. I play piano and love music. Some of my favorites are Elton John, Toto, the Beatles, bad finger, and quite a bit of classical music.
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Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by monquiqui / 07/04/2011 at 1:45am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
by ohcrap / 06/02/2011 at 6:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Username / 04/16/2011 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
by Almostfunny / 03/16/2011 at 9:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/23/2010 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, my six-month-old daughter decided to explore my nose, and before I could stop her she shoved her thumb deep in there. She thought it was hilarious when blood started gushing down my shirt. My nose is agony to touch and I still had to clean her up first. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 8:28am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Health
by notgettingany / 11/24/2010 at 12:18pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm / United States (New York) / Health
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