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sptriangle

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  • Number of visits : 441
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today , I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog , an when his name was calld , my dog got so excitd that he jumpd face-frst into my TV. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49635) - you deserved it (3961)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WAS TAKING MAH DOG FIR A WALK AN FORGOT A BAG TO PICK UP HIS POOP, SINCE IT'S ILLEGAL TO NOT PICK IT UP IN MAH TOWN. RIGHT AS MAH DOG STARTED TO TAKE A DUMP, A COP CAR DROVE BY AN CONTINUED TO WATCH ME AS I WAS FORCED TO PICK UP THE POOP WITH MAH BARE HANDS. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45966) - you deserved it (21021)

On 03/02/2013 at 10:32am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today, I Was On A Drive With My Uncle. We Saw A Dead Deer On The Side Of The Road An Expressd Our Pity For It. Then A Squrrel Runs Across The Road An My Uncle Swerves Toward The Squrrel, Laughing Hysterically An Yelling, ( Run Rodent Run. ) Big Fat FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24879) - you deserved it (3756)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today , I sold a customer some beer. He ten asked to see te manager , an told me e was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic an curse aloud , before realizing e was balding , tootless , probably 50 , certainly not a cop , an lauging at me 4 being suc a gullible moron. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12886) - you deserved it (50316)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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