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  • Town/Country : Jackson, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1421
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About spork_of_doom : Hi my name is Sarah and I'm 17. I consider myself to be somewhat of a nerd/geek. My favorite TV shows/animes are Sherlock, American Horror Story, and Hetalia. I can usually be found lost in my music. I prefer to listen to indie and punk rock. I prefer Marvel over DC but all in all Flash is the best. I'm asexual and have yet to fall for anyone. Message me if you want. I like to make new friends.

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Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27667) - you deserved it (2068)

On 07/19/2015 at 5:02am - misc - by wtf did he do - United States (Alaska)

Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27047) - you deserved it (5168)

On 05/29/2015 at 12:16am - misc - by idonthavereligion (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my father tried to excuse his alcoholism by saying that his stomach stops working, and he needs to drink vodka to get it started again. FML

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35368) - you deserved it (3937)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27940) - you deserved it (2123)

On 01/12/2015 at 8:11pm - misc - by PO'd big bro - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28667) - you deserved it (2298)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39161) - you deserved it (3531)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML


I agree, your life sucks (35673) - you deserved it (3471)

On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37118) - you deserved it (3880)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38245) - you deserved it (4199)

On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27665) - you deserved it (55648)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47454) - you deserved it (10447) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML


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On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56325) - you deserved it (8417)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML


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On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

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