About spork_of_doom : Hi my name is Sarah and I'm 17. I consider myself to be somewhat of a nerd/geek. My favorite TV shows/animes are Sherlock, American Horror Story, and Hetalia. I can usually be found lost in my music. I prefer to listen to indie and punk rock. I prefer Marvel over DC but all in all Flash is the best. I'm asexual and have yet to fall for anyone. Message me if you want. I like to make new friends.
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spork_of_doom's favorite FMLs
by wtf did he do / 07/19/2015 at 5:02am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by idonthavereligion / 05/29/2015 at 12:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by TJRoy / 04/29/2015 at 2:37am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by PO'd big bro / 01/12/2015 at 8:11pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by failure / 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
by anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Degueusement / 08/18/2014 at 12:48am / Intimacy
Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML
by happypineapple / 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
by oh shit / 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…