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Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
by Hailey Antone / 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by thismakesmesad / 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by CHStennis_4 / 09/03/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 4:56pm / United States / Love
Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by vishuzzbabe77 / 08/22/2011 at 2:04am / United States / Animals
by kaitylait / 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by CashChamp20 / 08/17/2011 at 2:19am / United States / Love
by sydneybourgeois / 08/13/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Wife / 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML
by FML! / 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Username / 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm / United States / Health
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy