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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 March 1989 (26 years)
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2DAY THE GUY I'VE BEEN DATING TELLS ME THAT I NEED TO STOP HANGING ON HIM IN PUBLIC BECAUSE IT'S RUINING HIS GAME WITH OTHER GIRLS. FML

#4909488
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46279) - you deserved it (5558)

On 08/29/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by Intheway (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, ma usband and I decidd to take a romantic trip to te beac. We got pulld over, and sortly tereafter e was arrestd. Just so appens you can't miss cild support payments 4 your twelve year old daugter witout getting a warrant. He as a daugter? We've been marrid 4 14 yeres. FML

#4845223
142 comments

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On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by AreYouSerious (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the doctor to inqure about the rash I've been getting in mah underarms, behind mah knees and sometimes on mah face. Turns out I'm allergic to sweat. I'm a varsity rugby coach, gym teacher, and I just shelled out a stack of cash to get a sauna and steam room installed in mah house. FML

#4712230
122 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 4:17pm - health - by FilthyIke (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date with a grl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm ere for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy.

#3877886
201 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... mah daughter askd me what is the youngest age at which u should start having sex. Bieng a good mom... I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been marrid. My daughter then said... ( Oh... shoot... ) and walkd away. My daughter is twelve. fat FML

#3344863
474 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today... mah daughter askd me what is the youngest age at which u should start having sex. Bieng a good mom... I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been marrid. My daughter then said... ( Oh... shoot... ) and walkd away. My daughter is twelve. fat FML

#3344863
474 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND OF 2 MONTS FOUND OUT SE WAS 4 MONTS PREGNANT WIT ER EX'S BABY. SE TOLD ME I COULD LEAVE ER AND SE WOULDN'T BLAME ME... BUT I DECIDD TO STAY WIT ER. SE TOLD ME SE LOVD ME AND TEN DUMPD ME CUZ SE NEEDD TO BE WIT ER BABY'S DADDY. FML

#3042247
155 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by thissucks (man) - United States (Texas)

I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine.

#2855395
409 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, mah mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helpd mah mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revisd it and puttd in a note saying I was to get nothing cuz I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

#2796619
173 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:51am - money - by TSampson (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I was playing a medieval game wit ma broter... wen e took all of is caracter's clots off an said... "Let's ave sex!" I lookd at im an said... "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns an looks at me... smiling an says... "But in te game!" I am a 19 year old grl. He is 12.

#2780499
305 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Sylvania - United States (North Carolina)

2day it was my girlfriend's birthday!! To surprise her I told her that I was going away on business and could not be there on her birthday!! When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake she opens the door in her underwear beside a man in his boxers!! She was surprised!! big fat FML

#2754553
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81469) - you deserved it (6129)

On 06/09/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by SURPRISE (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today ma mom walks into ma room wit a serious look on er face asks me "Wen a man is getting it from beind te man on top orgasms but wat appens to te man on bottom? Do u tink e takes care of imself or wat?" Hand motions were included . FML

#2736001
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80663) - you deserved it (5317)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today ma mom walks into ma room wit a serious look on er face asks me "Wen a man is getting it from beind te man on top orgasms but wat appens to te man on bottom? Do u tink e takes care of imself or wat?" Hand motions were included . FML

#2736001
252 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room an wonderinghy I did not recieve my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wantd. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago.

#2545642
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (189527) - you deserved it (9100)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by guamfml - Guam



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