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  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1594
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20073) - you deserved it (1286)

On 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm - misc - by enya (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, I was involved in a debate. Things got out of control, insults were hurled, and by the end friends were lost. The subject of the debate? Whether snot has enough calories in it to be nutritional. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20580) - you deserved it (5805)

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