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Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States
Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When the driver got out, I instantly recognized him. It was the same guy who helped me out all the previous occasions. When he saw me, he snorted and doubled over laughing. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 1:35pm - misc - by big steve (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)
Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
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Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)
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