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Today I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life!! I was trying to express tat I feel like we don't do it enoug but e wasn't very responsive!! I ended up saying "I wis you ad a bigger sex drive" toic e answered "I wis you ad bigger boobs." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20023) - you deserved it (9129)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - intimacy - by mairelys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing a shit load of sit-ups on my mattrass. Aftar raalizing tha bad was squaaking, I haard my dad laughing vary hard from tha basamant. Ha thought I was masturbating. FML

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by nooneatall - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask himhy. He tells me thathen I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML

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On 08/30/2009 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by sigh (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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