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Today I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life!! I was trying to express tat I feel like we don't do it enoug but e wasn't very responsive!! I ended up saying "I wis you ad a bigger sex drive" toic e answered "I wis you ad bigger boobs." FML
Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask himhy. He tells me thathen I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML
Today, ma boyfriend an I were "fooling around." It started to get ot an e took out is penis for te frst time!! Tis was te frst one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it!! I ad no ideaat to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Friday 27 March 2015