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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 July 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 349
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML


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On 06/25/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by headdesk (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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