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Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24595) - you deserved it (9498)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9414) - you deserved it (27893)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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