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spidergirl41
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 16128
  • Number of comments : 233
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About spidergirl41 : I'm a pianist, writer, actress, model, sketcher, computer whiz, designer, helping hand, dancer, singer, photographer, and animal lover.

Guess which one of those I'm actually any good at. =)

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Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML

#8339859 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (7975) - you deserved it (1710)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by tacolove69 - United States (California)

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

#8250617 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (15565) - you deserved it (1774)

On 02/14/2010 at 2:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331 (283)

I agree, your life sucks (5431) - you deserved it (22775)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

#8246402 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (11505) - you deserved it (1985)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML

#6838088 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (11721) - you deserved it (2253)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by omglifee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

#4730370 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (27653) - you deserved it (7759)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:07am - health - by Buggga (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

#4725527 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (4046) - you deserved it (35312)

On 08/22/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by John (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a report telling me how I had handled a mystery shopper at work. In this report I found out that instead of saying "Thank you" I had said "Have a nice day, take care." This kept me from getting my $150 bonus. FML

#4724946 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (32867) - you deserved it (1569)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:43am - work - by elipses (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonalds slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

#4719032 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (27708) - you deserved it (1784)

On 08/21/2009 at 9:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat for the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go for lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished, a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML

#4717200 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (25212) - you deserved it (6623)

On 08/21/2009 at 7:51pm - misc - by Becky (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are suppose to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here FML." FML

#2459150 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (16350) - you deserved it (54642)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

#1900118 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (11879) - you deserved it (84661)

On 05/13/2009 at 11:35am - love - by your_mother - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (91768) - you deserved it (7456)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML

#1224037 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (43886) - you deserved it (3815)

On 04/22/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by tripb101 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was masturbating to a video a friend sent me. The girls were hot, walking out on a stage doing all sorts of sexy manuevers. The video was close to ending and the announcer in the video announced the winner. His name was Dan. It was a drag competition. My friend knew I'd whack off to it. FML

#1097922 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (19761) - you deserved it (86636)

On 04/18/2009 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by Masterbater (man) - United States (Iowa)