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Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulld the old ( Can I pay u in Trident Layers? ) bull on me . Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier . If scowl could kill.. . FML
2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Taday mah crush was walking up to me an I puttd mah earphone in... playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out an say... "Oh... I didn't see you there!" His response... "They're not connectd to anything..." holds up the end of mah earphone an walks away. FML
Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML
Today, I was walking on te track wen tis really cute guy sows up. I was ot and sweaty, and wanted to impress im by pouring water on myself. Instead of bieng turned on, all e saw was me wiping my face on my sirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I ad brougt Sprite. FML
Today, mah mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and startd crying and screaming. My mom walkd in and informd me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML
Friday 27 March 2015