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Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulld the old ( Can I pay u in Trident Layers? ) bull on me . Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier . If scowl could kill.. . FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

2day in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs . I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10649) - you deserved it (73646)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Taday I was rushad to tha hospital bacausa I was crying so hard I couldn't braatha. Why was I crying? My favorita anima charactar diad. FML

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286 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering fir almost 2 years is fake. FML

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On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 yeres to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. fat FML

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On 07/06/2009 at 6:51am - love - by dumpedovergame (woman) - United States (California)

Taday mah crush was walking up to me an I puttd mah earphone in... playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out an say... "Oh... I didn't see you there!" His response... "They're not connectd to anything..." holds up the end of mah earphone an walks away. FML

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On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was walking on te track wen tis really cute guy sows up. I was ot and sweaty, and wanted to impress im by pouring water on myself. Instead of bieng turned on, all e saw was me wiping my face on my sirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I ad brougt Sprite. FML

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288 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 7:36am - love - by gymbob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and startd crying and screaming. My mom walkd in and informd me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

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208 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I walkd in on my porn addictd roommate watching a gynecologist exam online. He askd me to watch it with him. big fat FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by Escape! (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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