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speedydrumstix
  • Town/Country : Portland ME, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 6661
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About speedydrumstix : Dark for fear of failure, an inner gloom as wide as an eye and
fermenting, roiling hate, death grip in my veins, unveiling rancid
petals, flowering forth foul nectar, the space between
a blink and a tear
...death blooms.

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Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27085) - you deserved it (26272)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11663) - you deserved it (21822)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)



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