About special_madness : I'm Malik I'm a laid back person I like basketball and I like to play Xbox(snuggiegangster is my gamer tag) and that's about it.
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Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
by stupid / 05/27/2013 at 7:16am / Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis) / Transportation
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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