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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 October 1996 (18 years)
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About speakersboom : yoga, trees, dance, books, daisies, and correct grammar. hazel druid, scorpio, year of the rat, pacifist, flower child. Instagram/ask: Tjthesummerfey

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Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted fir his brthday . He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44308) - you deserved it (7526)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I confiscatd a 1st grader's cell phone. It was better than anything I looool could come close to affording. FML

#21256659
154 comments

today someone in ma class referred to te September 11t attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36493) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got wisdom teeth removd. All I can remember is crying to mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

TODAY, I HAD TO GO TO A PUBLIC RESTROOM. I HAVE ANXIETY PROBLEMS AND CAN'T GO UNLESS I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM. ANOTHER GIRL CUMMED IN RIGHT AFTER ME, AND I WAS WAITING FOR HER TO LEAVE. SHE WAS ALSO WAITING. AFTER A WHILE, I LEFT FIRST AND HAD TO HOLD PEE FOR A FEW MORE HOURS. FML

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

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On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting in a boring lecture. Out of boredom, I made a fish-faces with my mouth. Somehow, I made the most realistic fart noise I've ever heard looool in the process. The whole room stard at me. FML

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51906) - you deserved it (21209)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND INTERRUPTED MY PROPOSAL TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH THE ICE CREAM I HAD JUST BOUGHT HER. SHE THEN SAID NO. FML

#21227229
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52138) - you deserved it (5925)

On 08/02/2014 at 12:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Taday mah girlfriend's dad returnd home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flusterd an askd, "So um, did u make it back?" He lookd me dead in the eyes an said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I did. Moron." FML

#21226906
54 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, My Girlfriend Came Back From Camping With Her Friends!! I Say "friends", I Mean "friend"!! And When I Say "friend", I Mean "her Ex"!! I Took A Look Through Her Bag Afterwards, And Well, Who Knew Condoms Were Considered Camping Equipment These Days!! FML

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183 comments

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On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head fir spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards!! It wasn't until he dramatically screamed an dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter!! FML

#21194154
66 comments

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On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

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153 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ad a date wit a man wo works as a psyciatrist. He diagnosd me wit borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

#21175131
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44885) - you deserved it (6214)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:31am - love - by mydatinglifesucks - United States

Today, my two cats decided to have a brawl on top of me . I was just trying to get to sleep . Now I'm covered in scratches . FML



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