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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 August 1998 (17 years)
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Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63580) - you deserved it (5238)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63580) - you deserved it (5238)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

#5939
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34783) - you deserved it (12869)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:47am - love - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML

#1172
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26092) - you deserved it (2233)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by isthisajoke - United States (California)

Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

#1108
53 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
91 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23844) - you deserved it (18536)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML

#577
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28681) - you deserved it (3545)

On 12/23/2008 at 1:47am - misc - by zazadudu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52124) - you deserved it (6187)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version



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