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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2215
  • Number of comments : 451
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About spazz666 : Why are you even reading this?

Yes the picture is me.

If you haven't read Harry Potter we can't be friends.
Forever a Browncoat.
Most teens spend their money on drugs and alcohol. I spend mine on tattoos. I also spend my money on Anime Conventions and Festivals.
I blow glass in my spare time.
Stupid comments and stupid people irritate me. Ignorance, too.
Proper grammar is a dying art.
Oh, I dye my hair a lot. My brother once told me that not even Tonks changes her hair as often as I do.

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I’m your new creative director

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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spazz666's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14737) - you deserved it (63440)

On 03/03/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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