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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2656
  • Number of comments : 451
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About spazz666 : Why are you even reading this?

Yes the picture is me.

If you haven't read Harry Potter we can't be friends.
Forever a Browncoat.
Most teens spend their money on drugs and alcohol. I spend mine on tattoos. I also spend my money on Anime Conventions and Festivals.
I blow glass in my spare time.
Stupid comments and stupid people irritate me. Ignorance, too.
Proper grammar is a dying art.
Oh, I dye my hair a lot. My brother once told me that not even Tonks changes her hair as often as I do.

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I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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spazz666's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16919) - you deserved it (67998)

On 03/03/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Friday 5 February 2016

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