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Today, I tried to be seductive to get intimate with my boyfriend. He commented on how sexy I looked, and how badly he wanted me, then asked me to move because I was blocking the TV, and the World Cup match he was watching. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41733) - you deserved it (14542)

On 06/29/2014 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43856) - you deserved it (3989)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24859) - you deserved it (50355)

On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39404) - you deserved it (3844)

On 06/14/2014 at 8:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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