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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1028
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

#18819143
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29039) - you deserved it (6685)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29476) - you deserved it (23400)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37874) - you deserved it (3407)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
204 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26628) - you deserved it (8604)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
182 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13543) - you deserved it (31990)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

#18761652
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14140) - you deserved it (33720)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
227 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
357 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

#18715469
163 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

#18710247
107 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

#18705710
122 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 11:55am - health - by gimpy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43873) - you deserved it (4155)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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