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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 January 1988 (26 years)
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Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place like some kind of mucus cannon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28401) - you deserved it (6227)

On 01/29/2013 at 4:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39414) - you deserved it (6386)

On 01/11/2013 at 6:36am - love - by GiraffeLover - Australia



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