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by BIGCHEIFAAA / 04/24/2013 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML
by whitewater_al / 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then… Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried…