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by GiantsFan13 / 07/23/2013 at 10:49am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML
by gavinbanks / 07/21/2013 at 6:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
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