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by Anonymous / 11/07/2011 at 11:41pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML
by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho / 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Transportation
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
by Motherly Love / 08/14/2011 at 6:34am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
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