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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 152
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sparkieoo7 : 17 :) loving life and happy. I have the world's greatest boyfriend. I don't let people get to me cuz at the end of the day, i'm not living my life for them

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Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59176) - you deserved it (9579)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my wackjob roommate decided to sit next to me on the couch, basically make out with her pet rabbit, and baby-talk to it. Key highlights involved giggling while the bunny licked up inside her nose and then commenting on the rabbit's "pronounced nipples". Why? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41514) - you deserved it (3732)

On 08/21/2013 at 8:09pm - animals - by Jade (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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On 08/01/2013 at 12:03am - kids - by ktiskool (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML

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On 07/13/2009 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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