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sparkIy
  • Town/Country : Malibu, California, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1542
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

#6436745 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (28475) - you deserved it (2043)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by bmonehh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (23529) - you deserved it (2803)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425 (667)

I agree, your life sucks (402664) - you deserved it (26887)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (528)

I agree, your life sucks (141664) - you deserved it (53018)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)