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spanelli
  • Town/Country : Germany
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1651
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About spanelli : I like a lot of different types of music. Mostly metal and rock. I can also play guitar.
I have seen Megadeth, Machine Head, Disturbed, Suicide Silence, Trivium, Godsmack, All Shall Perish, Straight Line Stitch, Blue October, Escape the Fate, Bullet for my Valentine, Seether, Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, and Iron Maiden.

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Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20836) - you deserved it (1980)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9654) - you deserved it (17001)

On 07/15/2010 at 5:17am - misc - by ditsy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5091) - you deserved it (29914)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:54am - love - by unknown - Sent from mobile version



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