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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 October 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 484
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML


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On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML


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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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