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Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

#570942 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (89613) - you deserved it (5420)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:47am - work - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom suspected me of doing marijuana. She went and bought a home-drug test and sent me to the bathroom. As I went in, I realized there was already pee in the toilet. I scooped that instead of my own and handed it to my mom. It came up positive. My sister used the bathroom last. She's 12. FML

#569324 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (25166) - you deserved it (55659)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:19am - health - by smokythebear (man) - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

#559447 (313)

I agree, your life sucks (659) - you deserved it (3990)

On 03/23/2009 at 6:46pm - animals - by birthdayfun (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

#536418 (278)

I agree, your life sucks (112119) - you deserved it (6276)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

#259526 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (79334) - you deserved it (4144)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

#227711 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (103122) - you deserved it (3013)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (293364) - you deserved it (57637)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

#181468 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (82721) - you deserved it (2929)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:38am - work - by fittingroompotty (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

#69472 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (87025) - you deserved it (7157)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsohappy (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

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