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  • Number of visits : 663
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sp4ksu : Killing it. Softly.

I like meeting new people, traveling, sports, music, and many other things. Any questions, just ask.


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Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10820) - you deserved it (58600)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10869) - you deserved it (30661)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by Katrina641 - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling like I needed to relax, I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished I went to put the tray outside not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room wearing happy face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8481) - you deserved it (49920)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by terry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML


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On 09/20/2009 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML


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On 04/23/2009 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by snotface (man) - United States (New York)

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