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soysauce1208

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3674
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About soysauce1208 : not a creeper.just a keeper:).go ahead and message me.oohhh yeahhh, tee-hee. :))

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soysauce1208's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43301) - you deserved it (6262)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

#14598799
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16175) - you deserved it (62712)

On 01/16/2011 at 5:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

#14596150
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35084) - you deserved it (7638)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

#14593657
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23895) - you deserved it (3609)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML

#14585633
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25018) - you deserved it (9510)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I posted a status on Facebook saying I was depressed and needed someone to talk to. Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself". It got 20 likes. FML

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

#14584296
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25868) - you deserved it (4744)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15665) - you deserved it (75315)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

#14576368
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21910) - you deserved it (2580)

On 01/14/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by ValeyFallsAlot -

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33063) - you deserved it (6998)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

#14560893
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28290) - you deserved it (3285)

On 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm - kids - by tatortot7707 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML

#14552215
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10494) - you deserved it (27541)

On 01/12/2011 at 8:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

#14552210
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25979) - you deserved it (3753)

On 01/12/2011 at 8:28am - misc - by will3000 -

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

#14542249
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31166) - you deserved it (3040)

On 01/11/2011 at 4:45am - love - by Username -

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

#14534141
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38072) - you deserved it (4065)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm - health - by triplenipple (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)



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