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by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 6:43am / France (Alsace) / Love
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
by anon / 03/05/2011 at 5:15am / United States (California) / Health
by insomnitude / 03/05/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Worstjob / 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Idaho) / Work
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by notagoodsign / 02/28/2011 at 5:55am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by awkward / 02/27/2011 at 7:39am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Work
by welcometothefamily / 02/26/2011 at 9:03am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
by inder / 02/25/2011 at 11:03am / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Intimacy
Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML
by CutieBooty / 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm / Canada / Health