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soysauce1208
  • Town/Country : I love me some, Turkey:)
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 December 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2641
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37905) - you deserved it (11230)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45690) - you deserved it (11745)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
53 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his windo I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

#15
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:25am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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