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Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 4:45am - love - by Username -
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
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On 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm - health - by triplenipple (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)
Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML
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On 01/10/2011 at 7:48am - health - by AW -
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by trifioso (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 6:24am - kids - by G-6 -
Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man
Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 9:54am - health - by omfgitburns -
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 2:35am - health - by Anonymous -
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
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On 01/05/2011 at 9:19pm - kids - by yingyang2 - United States
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