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Today, my crazy bitch of a boss fired me for inappropriate conduct. Apparently my "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. FML
by Screwed / 11/08/2012 at 11:02pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by momolee / 07/07/2012 at 3:13pm / Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad) / Kids
by Mister_Triangle / 10/31/2011 at 2:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Xanadu / 04/16/2011 at 3:04am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids
by ChubbyAmerican / 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love
Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML
by dinosaurman / 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 9 year old little sister is coming back in town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
by deadfish / 10/03/2009 at 12:28pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
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