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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 742
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sovetskiy : Welcome everyone! Here's a brief summary of myself. Im from Filth-adelphia yo. This place truly is a shit hole, but I love it just the way it is. I get made fun of because of my accent. My favorite color is brown. My favorite band is Pink Floyd. Hablo español y ich spreche Deutsch. I love talking to people... So contact me somehow :D

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Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML

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On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, ( Why do you think I've been so often on top lately? ) big fat FML

#18472242
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On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulld the old ( Can I pay u in Trident Layers? ) bull on me . Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier . If scowl could kill.. . FML

#18350847
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On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came to terms with the fact that mah boss owns mah soul fir the bare minimum wage, an has me sohipped that he probably will fir the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

#17367681
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On 08/04/2011 at 2:47pm - work - by Username - United States

my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount ofhiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. mega FML

#17365411
428 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, On The Bus, A Delusional Old Man Had An Extremely Long Conversation With Me, Referring To Me As ( Leslie ) An Talking About ( Our Childhood Together ). Not Wanting To Hurt His Feelings I Playd Along. At His Stop He Got Up An Grinnd At Me, Saying ( I'm Kidding. I Never Knew A Leslie In Mah Life. Nice Rack. ) FML

#16860650
227 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I ran ovar looool a chipmunk!! On mah bika!! Its manglad carcass got caught in tha spokas and dacidad to join ma on mah rida!! FML

#16637364
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On 06/13/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by cycler - United States

Yesterday, I was in the elevator with mah boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of mah life as we left the frst floor !! We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes !! FML

#16516164
207 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today it was ma birtday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from teir parents. Mine owever looool bookd me a plot in te local graveyard. big fat FML

#16342840
311 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, It Was Raining Eavily!! I Saw A Large Puddle By Te Edge Of Te Road Near Wit A Passing Lady!! Tinking It Would Be Funny To Splas Er, I Swerved To It Te Puddle!! Te Puddle Was Deeper Tan I Tougt!! I Lost Control Of Te Car, Spun Out, And It Two Parked Cars!! FML

#16276951
511 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I discovered wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making wierd sounds. FML

#16076748
151 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, te landlord of our building constructd a batroom in te space under te stairs, outside ma office, on te oter side of a tin wall. He must ave some kind of bowel disorder, cuz now I get to ear te sounds of is loud, wet an gassy looool pooping several times per day. FML

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43 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:26am - work - by op-poopy - Canada (Ontario)



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