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About sovetskiy : Welcome everyone! Here's a brief summary of myself. Im from Filth-adelphia yo. This place truly is a shit hole, but I love it just the way it is. I get made fun of because of my accent. My favorite color is brown. My favorite band is Pink Floyd. Hablo español y ich spreche Deutsch. I love talking to people... So contact me somehow :D
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Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML
Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulld the old ( Can I pay u in Trident Layers? ) bull on me . Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier . If scowl could kill.. . FML
Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
Today, I came to terms with the fact that mah boss owns mah soul fir the bare minimum wage, an has me sohipped that he probably will fir the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML
my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount ofhiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. mega FML
Today, On The Bus, A Delusional Old Man Had An Extremely Long Conversation With Me, Referring To Me As ( Leslie ) An Talking About ( Our Childhood Together ). Not Wanting To Hurt His Feelings I Playd Along. At His Stop He Got Up An Grinnd At Me, Saying ( I'm Kidding. I Never Knew A Leslie In Mah Life. Nice Rack. ) FML
Yesterday, I was in the elevator with mah boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of mah life as we left the frst floor !! We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes !! FML
Today, It Was Raining Eavily!! I Saw A Large Puddle By Te Edge Of Te Road Near Wit A Passing Lady!! Tinking It Would Be Funny To Splas Er, I Swerved To It Te Puddle!! Te Puddle Was Deeper Tan I Tougt!! I Lost Control Of Te Car, Spun Out, And It Two Parked Cars!! FML
Today, te landlord of our building constructd a batroom in te space under te stairs, outside ma office, on te oter side of a tin wall. He must ave some kind of bowel disorder, cuz now I get to ear te sounds of is loud, wet an gassy looool pooping several times per day. FML
Friday 27 March 2015