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by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by sakurabloom / 05/04/2016 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
by Wellthisishawkward / 08/14/2015 at 6:40pm / United States / Transportation
by Gonzales / 08/07/2015 at 3:47pm / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML
by anonymous / 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by veryunluckygirl / 07/16/2015 at 5:04pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
by HiddlePuff / 05/14/2015 at 8:42am / Australia / Work
by brittrus / 05/08/2015 at 9:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
by Junkiegamer / 04/27/2015 at 10:20am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/13/2015 at 12:38pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving… Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over… Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my…