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About southernbelle_rn : Stop snooping.
That's my baby girl and I. She'll be turning one soon :)
Down to earth, sensitive, caring, determined. I love my job as a RN. But if you push me far enough, you'll never be back on my good side.
If you have any inappropriate questions, keep them to your selves.
Dislike bullying, prejudice for any reason, manipulative people, and all bugs and spiders (lol).
Oh, I hate snakes too.
Wanna know anything more...just message me!
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Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I hered someone open the door with a key. It was mah boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see looool me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML
TODAY, I WENT TO PICK UP MY GODDAUGTER WILE ER MOTER WENT TO WORK . SE WAS BEING FUSSY, AND I WAS SURPRISD WEN SE WAS QUIET IN TE CAR; I JUST FIGURD SE'D FALLEN ASLEEP . I GOT TO MY OUSE AND REALIZD I'D NEVER PUT ER IN MY CAR, SE WAS STILL SITTING IN MY FRIEND'S DRIVEWAY . FML
TODAY, I TOOK MAH GIRLFRIEND OUT TO A VEGETARIAN-FRIENDLY RESTAURANT . SHE ORDERED SHRIMP FETTUCCINE, AN I ASKEDHY . SHE SLOWLY EXPLAINED TO ME THAT VEGETARIANS CAN EAT SHRIMP, THEN MUTTERED THAT SHE NOW KNOWSHO HAS THE BRAINS IN OUR RELATIONSHIP . FML
Today... I was applying for jobs online when mah father calld. When I told him what I was doing... he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking... but he replid... "Honey... if I had your tits... I'd never work a day in mah life." 5ML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website 4 cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Today boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying e'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told im tat I couldn't wait to get ome and take care of im. He replied, ( Na, don't boter, I got tis. ) Now I'm orny and sad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015