About southernbelle28 : I guess yu can say I'm a simple nerd girl:) I'm in marching band and I'm into marvel and dc comics. I can also take ur butt in a fight and roll in the mud and have a great time.
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by Amberain / 08/16/2012 at 11:16am / United Kingdom (Halton) / Love
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
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Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
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